You’re crafty like a rat
Soft fur is splattered like a stain
Teeth are sharp as love
You bite like a kiss
Green eyes like a bacterial infection
A long tail that cracks like a whip
Cries soft like a razor
Elegant claws that screech loud as the dead
Creeping like an elephant
Sweet like a Carolina reaper
Your stare holds like a bear trap
Your touch is soft like caltrops
You strut nonchalantly like a queen
And then eat garbage off the floor
